Hanad says....

there is a creature from alissa's land (and it looks very much like her) that hides behind my front door. this little being imported all the way from borneo is armed with a blowpipe and darts that are laced with a sleep inducing formula. it shoots. and shoots, and shoots at people who enter the condo. within minutes, everyone assumes the horizontal position. sofa, floor or beds, it doesn't matter. we succumb to sleepiness. every single time.